Monday, April 6, 2009


Today I have the attention span of a 2-year-old on crack.

However, I did manage to create a new super hero in my grammar class:

Buttermantoastfeet (The name is in the works...As well as the hero...He was a little too much inspired by Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy...Anyway, he has a margarine-shaped head with, yes, toast for feet, and forks for arms! Slogan: "Spreading justice over baguettes of evil!")

And his arch nemeses:

Monsieur Hot Plate (all of my villains have been French lately...hmm...anyway- he has a mustache, but no motto yet)


Radioactive Bacon Man (He wears a beret...Slogan: "I'll clog your arteries AND give you cancer!!!")

I need help.

I should really be doing homework right now. But I have a hankering for some toast....I miss the days of toasters. I'm in France and I can't eat French toast. I'm making a skyscraper of toast when I get back. And then I'm going to IHOP at 3 in the morning just because I can.


  1. I do believe your previous entry, concerning what classes to register for, proved the ADD aspect of your personality, Paige. Please, enough of the obvious.

    P.S. I don't buy the "H" - you are fooling yourself.

  2. What does that even mean?! You think I'm lazy? Well, as it happens, there is no such thing as ADD anymore, according to the DSM-IV. Just ADHD (haha- I love being a psych major). And if you saw me in class doing everything possible to stay in my seat, perhaps you would change your mind.

    Also, I hardly think introducing Radioactive Bacon Man is pointing out the obvious. Buahahaha